Let's see if I have some kind of record.
First time ever I got pulled over in the truck for 12 over. He asked why I was speeding and I said I was coasting and hate to ride the brakes. He let me go. Wahoo!
Second time, a cop was behind me and I was in the GTO and a car pulled right out in front of me and I swerved over a lane and manuvered around him. He pulled me over for reckless driving and the non use of a blinker. He let me go...He would have had a hard time fighting that one in court too...
Third time, 2am, my birthday, no other cars on the road and I didn't use my blinker. He let me go.
Fourth time, pulled over for suspicious activity because my windows were too dark. They were legal. Bastard.
Fifth time, pulled over for my illegal tinted taillights and too dark tinted windows. This time the windows were too dark and I admit that. However, he told the judge the tails were dangerous. Judge walked outside and saw my trucks taillights and told the cop to apologize for hassling me and to find something better to do. I thought the cop was going to shit a brick!
Fifth time, was actually last Saturday (9 days ago) at 1:30 AM. I was driving home from school in the GTO going 72 in a 70 just trying to get home in one piece. Everything on the GTO is completely legal. The state highway patrolman walks up and does not introduce himself. He doesn't have a badge on and immediately that throws a HUGE flag to me. He asks me if I know what I did and I said no sir. (Very polite...). He then says my window tint is too dark. I said ok...he then asked me to roll it up and test it. I said "yes sir..."it was 38% on his meter and 20 is legal in AR. He then says he got me for speeding. I said "ok". He asked how fast I was going. I said "72 (on my GPS so it was accurate..)". He said yes you were speeding. I said ok "well write me a ticket and let me go please" as I had still had 250 miles left. He said I'll let you off with that. At this point I'm getting really irritated. I am very respectful to all my elders, but my fuse tends to me really short with morons and people who won't give me the time of day. He then asks if I had been drinking or had anything illegal in the car. I of course said no as I hadn't and didn't have anything illegal in the car. He gets me out and asks if he can take a look. I said sure, but make it quick, I wanna go home. I start getting pretty pissed off at this point...He searches me, the passenger compartment of my car, and then wants to do a field sobriety. The first thing he asked me to do was say the alphabet backwards..I said I can't do that in any state of mind, but I will gladly go to the police station and blow if that makes you happy....o and this time I said, if you take me to the station and have me to this, my dad will love to pay for a lawyer. He starts getting pretty pissy. I had him backed into a corner. He made me walk a straight line and all that BS which of course, I passed...then he asked to search my trunk...ok the GTO's trunk is so small, and of course I have it LOADED down. I have two subwoofers, jumper cables, car wax, soap, towels, extra lights, yada yada. He pulls all of it out...he tried pulling out the subs which I have screwed down. I was laughing my ass off watching him try to get those out. This went on for a good 3 minutes atleast...o and I am sprawled across his hood. He then asked me to come pull them out. Which is a bitch to do...it is a class install and wasn't meant to be taken out. Long story short, he finds nothing, then leaves me on the side of the road with all the trunk belongings on the ground. Of course, he took off with his lights off and I couldn't get a car number.
Moral of the story, cops have never done anything good for our family (our house got broken into and my mom chased the mexican out with a .38 special HAHAHAHA and my dog took care of the rest and then the cops came 15 mins later...) and I hate them.
Jason